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Sleeps during meetings. Judges your food. Doesn’t pay rent.

Over 2,000 People Have Embraced the Silly Side

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"Tried 3 times. Always sold out. Finally got it... and this is hands-down the best thing I’ve ever bought. 🪿💛"

— Alex J.

Review 2

"SO. SOFT. My girlfriend squealed and now sleeps with it instead of me. Worth every penny."

— Colby M.

Review 3

"Downside: now my family wants one. Upside: it’s literally a goose-shaped cloud. Absolute perfection."

— Taylor P.

Okay, you are ready for your Silly New Best Friend.

Pick one or more sizes, and let the fun begin!

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Giant Silly Goose Pillow + Plushie

Giant Silly Goose Pillow + Plushie

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Meet Gerald (or Stanley… he hasn’t decided)

He’s soft. He’s unhinged. He’s probably been kicked out of three weddings. He once challenged a squirrel to a duel. Now he’s just looking for a forever home.

Silly Goose Lore

Why This Goose Is Unreasonably Awesome

  • 🪿 So soft it’s possibly illegal
  • 🎁 Perfect for birthdays, breakups, breakdowns
  • 🧼 Machine washable (emotionally unstable)
  • 📦 Comes with attitude, not batteries
  • 🏠 Lives rent-free in your heart (and bed)
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Customer Reviews

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David Shelby

W purchase good quality and my GF loves it!

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Colby Mccue

My girlfriend squealed in joy when she opened it. It's been a week and she has been taking it EVERYWHERE. Her car, her bed and even her desk while she works because she says it feels super comfy on her back. I 100% recommend this. It will leave you grinning like a little kid!

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Sterling O'Kon

Exactly as described - the store provided me very good service - quick delivery

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Mina Homenick
Cute

Good but delivery took 20 days

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Pearline Hoppe

The goose is gorgeous :) I want to hug him all the time. Cheers up. I recommend it.

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Questions even the CIA want the answers to:

Is it machine washable?

Yes. Cold cycle. He deserves it.

Kid-friendly?

Yes — unless your kid is more chaotic than the goose.

Size?

I remember you distinctly saying size doesn't matter.

Is this a good gift?

This isn’t a “good” gift. It’s a legendary gift. People will talk about it at weddings. And maybe therapy.